October 1st, 2014
Yikes!!!!

I’m old. I better get posting to make the next 5 years interesting :-p

Yikes!!!!

I’m old. I better get posting to make the next 5 years interesting :-p

September 19th, 2014

My server is using super fake happy server voice and I can totally tell. Make it stop.

September 12th, 2014
Happy High Five Friday from a conference call. This ones for you futurelotterywinner, macencheeze and all the people posting cat and boots pictures.

Happy High Five Friday from a conference call. This ones for you futurelotterywinner, macencheeze and all the people posting cat and boots pictures.

September 7th, 2014

Best spicy wings ever

Sure I hold my wife’s hand while binge watching Breaking Bad…like a boss.

It helps her forgive the farts.

Mooooore vino, please.

You know your life has gone to shiz when you are the squeezing the wine in a box’s bag like a cows teet at petting farm zoo.

September 5th, 2014

Gummi Bear Bubble Bath

Oh. And yes. These bears are swimming in a nice bubbly adult beverage.

Gummi Bears are yummy! So Yummy!

I just found out my wife doesn’t eat gummi bears because since a child…she protests that they are REAL bears.

There might have even been pet gummi bears in a childhood kitchen drawer.

Oh. Her life is going to be tortuous because they are SO yummy.

ALL.THE.NOMS!

August 29th, 2014
Omaha date night :-)

Omaha date night :-)

August 27th, 2014
GPOYW - Doing weird stuff with the cork board in your new home office and those thumb tacks the landlord left behind.
Hi Guys!!!! So yah, 10 days living in Omaha. What an adventure!
Took us 2 days of driving that was really fun even though we drove in two cars. The highlight was seeing the beautiful Appalachians and Iowa flat lands. Very impressive! Of course, I won’t be praising the Appalachians this Saturday when they play Michigan :-P
I digress.
So I’m still with my company which I like so much…working from home has been great. My work is independent so it’s good. My team understands and has helped with the transition.
The wife is happy. I’m so happy she is feeling well in her own skin…in her home. We’ve been doing the same things we did in Maryland, so you would never know we are any different but I’m seeing a difference. Soon we’ll have more chances to see our friends and it will be even better!
Ok, this is getting too long because you are not staring at my face anymore. Go look at it!!!
:-) Later!

GPOYW - Doing weird stuff with the cork board in your new home office and those thumb tacks the landlord left behind.

Hi Guys!!!! So yah, 10 days living in Omaha. What an adventure!

Took us 2 days of driving that was really fun even though we drove in two cars. The highlight was seeing the beautiful Appalachians and Iowa flat lands. Very impressive! Of course, I won’t be praising the Appalachians this Saturday when they play Michigan :-P

I digress.

So I’m still with my company which I like so much…working from home has been great. My work is independent so it’s good. My team understands and has helped with the transition.

The wife is happy. I’m so happy she is feeling well in her own skin…in her home. We’ve been doing the same things we did in Maryland, so you would never know we are any different but I’m seeing a difference. Soon we’ll have more chances to see our friends and it will be even better!

Ok, this is getting too long because you are not staring at my face anymore. Go look at it!!!

:-) Later!

August 11th, 2014
Mugshot Monday - Sharing a coke with my bros. No need for a cup, let’s be macho and share from the can. Chugging then grunting. Then we’ll chest bump crush the can. I’ll fall, you’ll try to pick me up. But I’ll be like, “Brah, I got this”. Then you’ll hip hop hug me and be like. “Cool, brah. Cool.”

On a side note. I’m moving to Nebraska Friday and working remotely. This is my last in office Mugshot Monday.

Monday is almost over!!!!!!

Mugshot Monday - Sharing a coke with my bros. No need for a cup, let’s be macho and share from the can. Chugging then grunting. Then we’ll chest bump crush the can. I’ll fall, you’ll try to pick me up. But I’ll be like, “Brah, I got this”. Then you’ll hip hop hug me and be like. “Cool, brah. Cool.”

On a side note. I’m moving to Nebraska Friday and working remotely. This is my last in office Mugshot Monday.

Monday is almost over!!!!!!

August 3rd, 2014

There’s seven something here somewhere

The couch has been empty for twelve days. Just me and the pups.

Lady came back today and all is restored. We can watch our dumb shows but the love is still here. Having a great night.

Oh and yes, store didn’t have any summer shandy so I cracked open my last reserve bottle…deliscious!!!!

Taking a half day tomorrow. Ugh…haven’t used a vacation day since April. Can’t wait!

July 7th, 2014
Technically I don’t have to tell you I took this in the morning and only now remembered to post.

So I won’t.

Mugshot Monday…she knows my shades.

Technically I don’t have to tell you I took this in the morning and only now remembered to post.

So I won’t.

Mugshot Monday…she knows my shades.

July 6th, 2014

Season Five Mad Men finale in T- 5 minutes. I can feel the imminent emptiness. Ugh. Netflix, make more!

April 25th, 2014

Dirty South Road Trip 5

1) Finally a vacation! Lady and I are driving to Jacksonville to visit one of her friends for a…wait for it…Baconfest Festival!!

2) I’m not surprised at all how comfortable we are on these 12 hour trips. This is our second long trip. She surprises me each time. :-)

3) We kept seeing a creepy billboard of sombrero man that ended in a massive “South of the Border” amusement park. That’s when lady told me to speed up!

4) PASSENGER SEAT DANCE COMPETITION!!!!

5) Crap. Lady is winning! My turn now :-)

April 21st, 2014
Mugshot Monday

My middle finger beat up her middle finger.

Hi guys. Its us. My hot wife and her ugly husband per her facial expression.

Mugshot Monday

My middle finger beat up her middle finger.

Hi guys. Its us. My hot wife and her ugly husband per her facial expression.