My server is using super fake happy server voice and I can totally tell. Make it stop.
Sure I hold my wife’s hand while binge watching Breaking Bad…like a boss.
It helps her forgive the farts.
You know your life has gone to shiz when you are the squeezing the wine in a box’s bag like a cows teet at petting farm zoo.
Oh. And yes. These bears are swimming in a nice bubbly adult beverage.
I just found out my wife doesn’t eat gummi bears because since a child…she protests that they are REAL bears.
There might have even been pet gummi bears in a childhood kitchen drawer.
Oh. Her life is going to be tortuous because they are SO yummy.
The couch has been empty for twelve days. Just me and the pups.
Lady came back today and all is restored. We can watch our dumb shows but the love is still here. Having a great night.
Oh and yes, store didn’t have any summer shandy so I cracked open my last reserve bottle…deliscious!!!!
Taking a half day tomorrow. Ugh…haven’t used a vacation day since April. Can’t wait!
Season Five Mad Men finale in T- 5 minutes. I can feel the imminent emptiness. Ugh. Netflix, make more!
1) Finally a vacation! Lady and I are driving to Jacksonville to visit one of her friends for a…wait for it…Baconfest Festival!!
2) I’m not surprised at all how comfortable we are on these 12 hour trips. This is our second long trip. She surprises me each time. :-)
3) We kept seeing a creepy billboard of sombrero man that ended in a massive “South of the Border” amusement park. That’s when lady told me to speed up!
4) PASSENGER SEAT DANCE COMPETITION!!!!
5) Crap. Lady is winning! My turn now :-)